People with dogs

I hate people with dogs! Well, not people with dogs in general, but the ones who doesn't walk with their dogs on leashes. I hate them! Seriously, do they want their dogs to die? If so, why don't they euthanize the dogs? Because it's not a great idea to kill your dog by letting them run on the road! There are cars on the road! Big hard cars! And dogs are small and soft! And that's not a great way to die! Assholes!

I have almost killed four dogs! FOUR! In two months! And the dogowners always look at me funny when I shake my fist at them. Stupid people.

And if I would hit one dog at some point, I would get totally depressed. I mean, I love dogs and I don't want to kill one. Not even a poodle. And I really hate poodles!

Keep your damn dogs on a leash! NOW! Or I will call Chuck Norris!

Being invisible

You know what I hate? Being invisible. And I think that's what I am really often. When I'm out people always walk into me. ALWAYS!!! What's wrong with them? Or, what's wrong with me? I mean, is it normal to become invisible everytime you go out the door? It's annoying!!!

Next time I go out I will pour a bucket of paint over me. Then maybe people will see me and not push me all around the place.